Harry Potter Animated Series
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."
— Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via cavum)
Wow I think this may be the best twitter out there
Deleted scenes from Gravity
“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”
"Playing the Bagpipe for an Indifferent Penguin" is basically my job description.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly...
And the moral of the story is- WORK!
Off to work! Be back in like 5 hours.
If you’re religious, please pray for me, I need it. Thanks :)
i started drinking way more water than i’m used to because the other day eleni asked me how much soda i think i drink and i said “not a lot” and she...
You should too! I think she might even be submitting to the book, too! (We still...